This topic comes from Mama Kat's weekly writing prompts. Out of five options, I chose number three. The others were non-applicable or irrelevant to me.
List 10 things you would love to give your husband or dad for Father's Day.
Well, no husband.
Ten things I would love to give my father...
Be prepared, folks. This is not going to be your average lovey-dovey warm and fuzzy post about giving back to the wonderful parenting job my father did.
Instead, here's my list:
1) Work ethic
2) A moral center
3) Parenting classes
4) Therapy
5) Mandatory Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and/or rehab
6) Truth serum
7) Diligence to stick to anything
8) A personal trainer
9) Taste buds
10) A swift kick in the ass
That about does it. ;-)
List 10 things you would love to give your husband or dad for Father's Day.
Well, no husband.
Ten things I would love to give my father...
Be prepared, folks. This is not going to be your average lovey-dovey warm and fuzzy post about giving back to the wonderful parenting job my father did.
Instead, here's my list:
1) Work ethic
2) A moral center
3) Parenting classes
4) Therapy
5) Mandatory Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and/or rehab
6) Truth serum
7) Diligence to stick to anything
8) A personal trainer
9) Taste buds
10) A swift kick in the ass
That about does it. ;-)
Oh, I'm so sorry this was your experience with your dad.
ReplyDeleteOh no worries. I'm over it, really. =P
DeleteI think you could call this post 'Therapy'. ((((((HUGS)))))
ReplyDeleteYou could have said this was irrelevant too, but you chose to tackle it with creativity.
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